Not me Monday

My first "Not me Monday!"

I did not hear my 1 1/2 year old's sweet voice coming from my kitchen saying "thank you, thank you!", and find him sitting on the counter with a bowl of lollipops helping himself!

I did not choke down laughter when my wonderful 4 year old very solomnly said to me " Momma, C. (not her brother) kicked me, so I punched him in the throat." I mean seriously, how do you keep a straight face?

And finally, I did not send my kids to y sisters so my hubby and I could see a movie with one diaper and no cup! Oops!